10 Lessons I Wish Someone Would Have Taught Me -- But Instead I Learned the Hard Way…

If you use a Gold N’ Hot flat iron every day
Your hair will magically disappear before your eyes

Credit card companies are the devil and will do all that’s 
Within their power to destroy your credit
College, spawn of the devil, business first, institution of learning
2nd….They want your money just as bad as the creditors
Long distance relationships, while in college, are generally a 
Bad idea…no really I didn’t know that!!!
All the best tasting foods are the 
Fattiest
Generally, guys are pigs
(whether they acknowledge it or not)
If you can only buy it on TV it probably 
Doesn’t work
Between air brushing, weaves, and implants, 
No one ever looks as great as they 
Do on TV
The guy at the MAC counter isn’t always
the best pick…especially if he invites you
to his drag show!!!
Your instincts are right almost 90% of the time.
And last but most certainly not least….
Relationships never work out how they do in fairytales
That’s a load of crap!!!!!!

~lata lovelies

    Chelli